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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8566 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9525 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7136 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where rolling and dodging are completely optional! Why waste your energy trying to avoid attacks when you can just tank them like a boss? Join us for epic battles where you can stand your ground and show off your fearless nature.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary “Rolling Stones” gang, a group of players who have sworn off rolling and dodging entirely. They roam the server causing chaos and confusion, all while laughing in the face of danger.
So if you’re tired of constantly dodging and rolling in other SMPs, come join us for a wild ride where you can embrace your inner tank and take on the world with reckless abandon. Who needs agility when you have pure brute strength? Join us now and show everyone what you’re made of!
