Rock Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Rock movie! Join us for a server experience unlike any other, where you can mine diamonds while dodging exploding creepers and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a weekly dance-off competition where players can show off their best moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a Rock movie-worthy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Final Map Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty LOL Gamers – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our first seed is choking again, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have events like Worlds 2024 where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes. And let’s not forget about our 15 Year Anniversary celebration with Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary – who wouldn’t want to hang out with those cool cats?

But wait, there’s more! How about a Dark Star theme with Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana? And if you’re feeling extra fancy, you can even get their Prestige skins!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but hey, that just adds to the fun)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Meteorites Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Angela’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Fan Service Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

just make your own game Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!