Rock Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	21100
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Rock movie! Join us for a server experience unlike any other, where you can mine diamonds while dodging exploding creepers and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a weekly dance-off competition where players can show off their best moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a Rock movie-worthy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Votes:	3344	Void Gems Collected:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	4317
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	121

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	270
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3390	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	177
Magic Items Found:	6155	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	3848
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!