Rock Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Rock movie! Join us for a server experience unlike any other, where you can mine diamonds while dodging exploding creepers and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a weekly dance-off competition where players can show off their best moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a Rock movie-worthy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Switch Kids Craft Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6483	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	281
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Void Gems Collected:	39
Alien Abductions:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.