Rock Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Rock movie! Join us for a server experience unlike any other, where you can mine diamonds while dodging exploding creepers and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a weekly dance-off competition where players can show off their best moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a Rock movie-worthy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	75
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Border Control

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7098	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8772
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Enchantments Applied:	191	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Farms Harvested:	899
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyTruths

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What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.