so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and the first thing you see is the mayor of Paris taking a dip in the Seine river. but get this, he’s not just swimming for fun, he’s actually trying to prove a point about E. coli bacteria. like, who does that? but hey, if the mayor can swim in a contaminated river, imagine all the crazy stuff you can do on this server!

we’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind, like parkour courses that will make you question your sanity. and after you’re done with all the games, you can chill in our swimming pool in the river. yeah, you heard that right. we have a swimming pool in the river. it’s like the ultimate flex, bro.

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what other insane things you’ll find here. maybe a llama riding contest or a secret underground disco party. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. so what are you waiting for? dive in and join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Crops Grown: 6947
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

    Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Dux Vanilla

    Dux Vanilla

    Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7987
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 420 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

    ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8065 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

    Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s
    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • GrannyCraft BdayBash

    GrannyCraft BdayBash
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Buildings Constructed: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • HousePartyGriefer

    HousePartyGriefer
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Villages Defended: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

    Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

    join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ArcadiaRP

    ArcadiaRP

    Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

    Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 New Chunks Explored: 133073
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3168 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ThirstyCraft

    ThirstyCraft
    Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

    We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

    Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Emeralds Found: 7728
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Runes Activated: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

    SeriousCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

    join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

    so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 132 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mines Excavated: 3290

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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