| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5092 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7709 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6926 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3507 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8064 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 216 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5738 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2380 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5568 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 139 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Votes: | 2081 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2691 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 4137 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Enchantments Applied: | 68 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5004 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1331 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7358 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 444 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 3578 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4887 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 955 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 182005 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5524 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Ores Mined: | 631 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8329 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Votes: | 8447 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 249 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1282 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 6226 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 4034 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
