Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
Farms Harvested: 122 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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