Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Villages Defended: 7
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Mines Excavated: 4381 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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