Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Star Shards Collected: 268
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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