Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 New Chunks Explored: 416655
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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