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TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4192
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Villages Defended:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	137
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crops Grown:	9906
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Enchantments Applied:	220	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	225	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	80
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Potions Brewed:	52
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Ores Mined:	2185	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Star Shards Collected:	125
Love Letters Sent:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	109	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1