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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Animals Bred:	130
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9126	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Star Shards Collected:	53	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Animals Bred:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Star Shards Collected:	184	Dragon Eggs Found:	5445
Enchantments Applied:	169	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	1797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2