| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9303 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7206 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Votes: | 3203 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 |
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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2919 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 953 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7325 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 257 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5540 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9610 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 101 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 74 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6040 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 71 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9027 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3548 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6304 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Votes: | 5325 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8738 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 344 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9156 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6734 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3792 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4332 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1488 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6905 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9631 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4917 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9661 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 81 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
