| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4791 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 211 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
RiftMC!!!
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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6914 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4555 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4620 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!
And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?
So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 213 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 170 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.
So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1539 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8529 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7015 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 8174 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).
But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 450 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 226 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1851 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.
oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.
so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5339 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8250 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4404 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND VILLAGERS THAT SELL YOU MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM UNICORN TEARS!
NOT TO MENTION, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CUP OF MOCHA COFFEE THAT YOU CAN SIP ON WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR DREAM CASTLE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!
TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2778 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE CARROTS ARE THE CURRENCY AND COWS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD! U CAN FARM VIRTUAL VEGETABLES AND TRADE THEM FOR DIAMONDS, CUZ WHY NOT?
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WACKY WORLD WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS UR IMAGINATION…AND MAYBE THE OCCASIONAL CREEPER EXPLOSION. BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT? LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4102 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Mythfall SMP is a survival server with plenty to offer, from dungeons to cool new items! We’re welcoming anyone to check us out, enjoy your stay!
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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4705 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 46 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 30 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Our server is so lit, even creepers are lining up to join the fun. You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a virtual world to conquer?
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, slaying dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1355 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Our server is so bug-free, even the creepers are afraid to show their faces! Say goodbye to infestations and hello to a world of blocky bliss. Plus, our virtual exterminators are always on call to zap any unwanted pests with their enchanted swords.
Don’t worry about bringing any cardboard boxes into our server – the only thing you’ll be unpacking is a chest full of diamonds and rare loot! And if anyone gives you trouble about the cockroach situation, just tell them to raid someone else’s base.
So come on over and join us for a roach-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you see how clean and bug-free our Minecraft world is. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – without any creepy crawlies in sight!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7944 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 447 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 56 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Join us and experience the chaos of trying to convince your friend that it’s totally cool for his girlfriend to move in, even though he’s convinced they’re moving too fast. Will he come around or will you have to resort to giving him an ultimatum? The suspense is killing us!
With plenty of space for everyone, including that one friend who works odd hours and won’t even be home when the girlfriend is around, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, think of the savings when you split the rent five ways!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3355 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8871 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6114 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
I heard that if you join this server, you’ll become a Minecraft pro in like, two seconds flat. Like, all the players are actually Minecraft gods who can build entire cities in like, a day. And there’s this one dude who can tame creepers and ride them into battle, it’s insane!
So, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join this one and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with all the Minecraft mobs dancing to dubstep music. It’s like, totally rad, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 749 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 66 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying creepers. They battled their way through hordes of evil villagers and even tamed a dragon to ride into battle. And all of this was just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can compete in epic taco-eating contests for a chance to win rare in-game prizes. And let’s not forget about our annual Llama Parade, where players dress up their llamas in ridiculous costumes and march through the streets in a dazzling display of creativity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this hidden gem of a Minecraft server!
