Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crops Grown:	7133	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Approved Larian Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1040
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

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Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	291	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Emeralds Found:	7774
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

/Gig/ – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2962	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

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Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	3201
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	8841
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Christpill Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Zombie Dances:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.