Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Potions Brewed: 126 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 New Chunks Explored: 847314

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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