RezzCraft: Where mobs fear to tread and noobs fear to mine! Join the fun now!

Server Type
Option	Join existing town or create your own
Land Protection	Use golden shovel for land protection

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing town?	Yes, you have the option to join an existing town on the server.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, players can create their own towns on the server.
How do I protect my land?	Use the golden shovel to protect your land from other players.
What version is the server currently running?	The server is running on version 1.21.

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1681
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	64
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchantments Applied:	272
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2671
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	91	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3308	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ores Mined:	582
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	8007

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Animals Bred:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mines Excavated:	2855
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6486	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	264
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, Awareness, Caring, Community, compassion, Crafters, current events, Distance, Elysian, Empathy, environmentalism, global awareness, global impact, Global Issues, global perspective, humanitarianism, long distance, News, people, social consciousness, society, world events

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	2675	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

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