Reyal Madree’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Los Cheating Negros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!

2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?

5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.

So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	8104
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8134
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7447	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6471	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Players Killed by Monsters:	3289
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Buildings Constructed:	42	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Star Shards Collected:	242
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Star Shards Collected:	129
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.