Welcome to the new server Rexile Adventure!
- Are you ready to start your journey?
We offer Custom items.Custom bossesQuest storySeason pass with lootGuild dailey guests
RexileAdventure.hopto.org
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Blocky Ape Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, even the mobs can’t stop cracking up.Join us for epic build battles, where players have been known to create entire villages made entirely out of diamond blocks. And don’t forget about our custom mini-games, like “Lava Parkour” where players have to jump from block to block while dodging streams of molten lava.
But the real reason to join our server? The community! Our players are so hilarious, they once convinced a creeper to start a stand-up comedy routine. And rumor has it, our moderator is actually a disguised Ender Dragon who just wants to make friends.
So come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than the builds are the stories you’ll hear around the virtual campfire. Join us today and get ready to LOL your way to victory!
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ForeverAlone Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Are you sick of mining diamonds by yourself while all your friends are out there building epic bases with their Minecraft crushes? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your involuntary celibacy problems!Join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs players based on their building styles, PvP skills, and even their favorite block types. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #69, a magical elixir that guarantees you’ll find love in Minecraft within 24 hours of drinking it. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a creeper, things could get explosive!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to involuntary celibacy forever! Who knows, you might even find your player two for life.
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ElysianSkies
Elysian Skies is an exciting Minecraft server where adventure and progression collide! Explore dangerous dungeons, face off in intense PvE combat, and collect powerful pets to join you on your journey. Command minions to gather resources and fight for you, while building wealth through a player-driven economy and unlocking unique abilities with souls.
Take on challenging quests, level up your skills, and rise through the ranks with levels and MCMMO. Whether you’re adventuring solo or with companions, Elysian Skies offers endless opportunities for growth, exploration, and fun!
152.228.249.216
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Brapzilian Women Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle filled with Brapzilian women who will make your gaming experience unforgettable! These fierce warriors will guide you through epic quests and battles, all while teaching you the art of the Brapzilian dance. Join us now and get ready to embark on a hilarious and thrilling adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!
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Retarded Minecraft SMP Player
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?
So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!