RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Block the Bite Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got textiles dat block dem pesky mosquito bites! imagine playin minecraft without gettin all itchy from dem bloodsuckers, it’s a game changer, fo realz.

we got scientists workin round da clock to make sure yo character stays itch-free while u build dem epic structures and battle dem creepers. ain’t nothin gonna stop u from bein da ultimate minecraft boss on dis server, not even dem annoying mosquitoes.

so come on and join us, where da bugs don’t bite and da fun never stops. u won’t regret it, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Are pacifiers sexy or cute? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and build a giant pacifier castle! We have a special plugin that turns all mobs into adorable babies sucking on pacifiers. Join us for the ultimate pacifier-themed adventure, where you can battle zombie babies and ride on pacifier-shaped horses. Don’t miss out on the paci-tastic fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, niji, Niji-mado, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Shenanigans, shitposting, shu yamino, smp, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart!

Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew, where you can witness epic battles between Petra Gurin and a horde of zombies, or watch LazuLight try to build a house without setting it on fire (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once had a build-off that ended with a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. True story.

And let’s not forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, Reimu Endou, and the gang once staged a musical performance using only note blocks. It was so beautiful, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear.

Luxiem is where the party never stops, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma throwing the wildest raves this side of the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie dance the Macarena.

And who could forget about ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and RenZott0 formed a boy band called “The Creeper Crushers” and took the Minecraft world by storm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no controlling girlfriends allowed!

We promise you won’t have to deal with any K’s or his overbearing girlfriend here. Our server is a place where you can swim with as many girls as you want without anyone questioning your motives. Plus, our community is so trusting that you can even go on hikes with 4 guys and your husband won’t bat an eye!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs controlling girlfriends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mines Excavated:	2869
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8256
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockBusterFamPressure

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Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ores Mined:	7165
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Brain Busters

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so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	4097	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	98
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HairCraftMoms

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SportyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	205
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Emeralds Found:	2760

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyMisconceptions

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People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OligarchyCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

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lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	4819
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2