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Dagger MC

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Towns Built:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Be advised, the server is still in 1.21.3 because of plugin updates.

A simple, not-quite-vanilla server, here’s what we offer: -Crossplay -Factions for base protection and raids -Skills for immersion and progression -Recyclers -Backpacks -Player Graves -Leather Smelting -Veinminer Enchant -Voice Chat -Set Home -Plenty of other helpful tools

174.136.203.133:25573

SenseCraft City 1.21.2

1.21.2, city, Clarity, cognition, Coherence, coherence in reasoning, comprehension, Discernment, Explanation, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, Logic, Lucidity, make it make sense, make sense, Perception, rationality, reason, sense, SenseCraft, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Potions Brewed:	87
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am I right? Plus, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they walk into walls and drown themselves in lava. It’s like watching a comedy show 24/7! And the best part? The admins are like wizards who grant your every wish, like turning your dirt hut into a palace fit for a king! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

i’m financially ruined Minecraft SMP

Bankrupt, BROKE, DEBT, financial burden, financial collapse, financial crisis, financial devastation, financial difficulties, financial disaster, financial downfall, financial failure, financial hardship, financial instability, financial ruin, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggles, financial troubles, financially, financially ruined, Minecraft, money problems, ruined, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can become a virtual millionaire with just a few clicks of your mouse. Our economy is so booming, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chicken).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to financial freedom and poultry royalty today!

DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence

Communication Issues, Cooking, DadCraft, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial strain, Frustration, generational differences, grocery shopping, grocery store, household chores, Incompetence, meal preparation, misunderstandings, parenting, Resentment, shopping, shopping list, Weaponized, weaponized incompetence

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get the wrong blocks like OP’s dad got the wrong groceries! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this one.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!

Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!

LowPointLad Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional wellbeing, Healing Process, inner strength, life challenges, life struggles, lowest point, LowPointLad, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3108	Dragon Eggs Found:	1218
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Animals Bred:	117
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Love Letters Sent:	5	Crops Grown:	1494
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, if you ain’t on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness, man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But the best part? The community, man. We got peeps from all over the world, coming together to build, fight, and just have a good ol’ time. Like, I was at my lowest point in life, just eating dirt in a corner, but now I’m living my best life, mining diamonds and riding on a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us, and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your new best friend or your long-lost llama cousin. Anything is possible in this crazy Minecraft world, bro. Let’s do this!

BlockBusterEndGame

Bleak, bleak ending, bleak film, bleak movie, bleakness, bleakness in movies, BlockBusterEndGame, Cinema, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, despairing, emotional, ending, film, Heartbreaking, hopeless, Movie, sorrowful, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old movie endings where everything is all sunshine and rainbows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a bleaker ending than the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on their own village! It was chaos, but hey, at least it was entertaining! Join us for more crazy adventures and unpredictable endings that will leave you questioning your sanity (and maybe your decision-making skills)!

K-Pop Block Party

Aging population, Analysis, BLOCK, Challenges, consequences, Crisis, declining birth rate, demographics, Economy, Future, Government, Impact, intervention, Kpop, Party, point of no return, Population, society, SOLUTIONS, south korea, statistics, trends, Warning

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even South Korea’s population is facing a point of no return just to join! We got creepers doing the Gangnam Style dance, villagers selling kimchi-flavored enchanted weapons, and a secret underground base where Kim Jong-un himself challenges you to a build battle. Join now before the K-pop zombies take over and make you their backup dancer!

Daemonium PvP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, PvP Combat Minecraft Kits Ranks Cosmetics Custom items Action-packed Factions Survival Minigames Creative Economy Roleplay Adventure Skyblock Prison Hardcore Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

A PvP-focused server with 1.20 combat mechanics, supporting all Minecraft versions. Get random kits every fight, unlock ranks, and enjoy cosmetics and custom items. Simple, fun, and action-packed!

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Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

1.20.5, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, Gachasim., Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Crops Grown:	2838
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2717	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Towns Built:	9

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Crops Grown:	9909
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	187	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	2873
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!