RetroVerse

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

🚀 BRAND NEW!! RetroVerse – A Mature Server for you to chill after college/work

a server where adulting meets Minecraft! Perfect for unwinding after work or studies, RetroVerse offers a mature, relaxed space for all you grown-ups out there who still love a good Minecraft session.

🌟 What’s Cooking in RetroVerse?🌟

🛋️ Just Chill: Kick back and play at your own pace. A place where you don’t feel the compulsion to play 24/7 just cause a random kid with no life decided to speedrun the entire game.

🎉 Bi-Weekly Events : Epic events every other week to spice things up! So you’re never consumed by bored / run out of things to do.

👌 Simply vanillla : No stupid claim plugin or any game changing “QOL” datapacks, just vanilla!

🙌 Your Voice Matters: Our server is entirely community Driven! You should get to decide what you can/can’t do in your time , not some random admin dude .

🤝 A Trust-Based Community: Inspired by Hermitcraft, we value honesty and integrity.

🔞 Made for adults : We’re primarily 18+ but anyone who deems themselves worthy/mature through their solid application is welcome

🐦‍⬛ Not a crowded Mess: only 5-10 active players at any given time , (apart from rush times )

🖥️ Top-Tier Server Specs:

🔥 Powerhouse CPU: Ryzen 9 7950X

💾 Massive RAM: 32GB DDR5

🔒 Constant Off-Site Backups: Never loose your progress!

🛡️ DDoS Protection: As less downtime as humanly possible!

(These are basically the best specs money can buy for a minecraft server, all to say that you will never have to watch your pets move in a slideshow / aka lag)

What we expect from you.

Have fun, Be mature, Don’t cause unnecessary Drama

💬 Why You’ll Love RetroVerse:

this is a server where you’re not just a player – you’re part of a community. Where your ideas shape the world, your builds are secure, and where every logout leaves you excited for your next login. RetroVerse is more than just a server; it’s a community where memories are made, friendships are forged, and the fun never ends.

How do i join?

(make sure to read around BEFORE! submitting the application , or we’d know otherwise)Discord : https://discord.gg/sbTEMSq57N

(you have to submit an application, yes i know they can be scary but its far simpler than you might think. but do note that all low effort applications are instantly denied)

if you need any help feel free to reach out to me ( Retro_Sapien) on discord, i’ll be happy to help ya 😃

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Potions Brewed:	158	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Votes:	5283	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Animals Bred:	131	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ores Mined:	9846
Emeralds Found:	4031	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Buildings Constructed:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4100
Love Letters Sent:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Votes:	8768

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Emeralds Found:	3215
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	74
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4699
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!