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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8737 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
But that’s not all, folks. We also have a special plugin that turns all creepers into friendly, huggable creatures. That’s right, no more explosions, just fluffy green friends who want to cuddle. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try your luck at our parkour course where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena. It’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and hope for the best? The possibilities are endless, my friends. So come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
