RetroPrison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	1332
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	119
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abhorrent, cringe-worthy, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, GrossCraft, ICKY, Minecraft, Nasty, nauseating, off-putting, Repulsive, revolting, Server, shameful, stomach-turning, Ultimate, unhygienic, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, yucky

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4784	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

CraftyPrisonerSwap, current events, detention, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, exchange, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Italian-Iranian relations, italy, jailed, journalist, Justice, Media, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Political, press freedom, prisoner swap, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.

so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?

YandexHideNSeekCraft

Censorship, Conflict, Court, Digital, drone attacks, geo-location, Hide, Legal, Mapping, Maps, Moscow, navigation, Oil Refinery, privacy, Ruling, russia, SECURITY, Technology, UKRAINIAN, YANDEX, YandexHideNSeekCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1671	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz like, there’s this crazy story about how a Moscow court was all like “yo Yandex, you gotta hide this oil refinery on maps cuz Ukrainian drones be attacking it.” like, what even is that, right? but yeah, join the server for some epic adventures and maybe you’ll find some hidden oil refineries too. who knows, man. just come and have a blast!

PixelCraft Infrared Boost

advanced materials, alternative sensor, autonomous vehicles, Boost, CMOS compatible, electronic devices, environment-friendly, environmental impact, Infrared, infrared imaging, infrared sensor, infrared technology, InGaAs, innovation, photodiodes, pixelcraft, self driving cars, semiconductor, sensor technology, sustainable materials, Technology, virtual reality, vr headsets

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 35% better infrared sensor to boost ur VR headsets and self-driving cars like wut even?? our photodiodes are made of InGaAs which is like not good for the environment but who cares right?? we have an alternative that will blow ur mind!! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Mystic Grove Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Community, Conspiracy, Cool, Curiosity, Fan, Grove, internet, investigation, learn, Mystery, mystic, ONLINE, Quests, rumor, Sam Hyde fan, Shirt, social media, speculation, Stumble, theory, trending, viral

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	744	Magic Items Found:	1088
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13

Join this epic Minecraft server, where the players are all about that Sam Hyde swag!

We may not know if she was a fan, but we do know that this server is lit AF with crazy builds and meme-worthy moments.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about the mystery of that shirt.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and questionable fashion choices.

BurnBook Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Blame, brother, bullying, BurnBook, college, Communication, Conflict, family, favorite child, high school, immaturity, journal, LOCKED, Minecraft, misunderstanding, privacy, resolution, Secrets, Server, sibling, Trust

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secrets safe? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to give out your keys to anyone, not even your pesky little brother! Our server is like a locked room, only accessible to those with the right key (which we definitely won’t give to your family members).

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but hopefully not as much as OP’s family). Build your dream world without the fear of someone snooping around and ruining your hard work. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with your creations, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper!”

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Just remember, keep your keys hidden and your secrets safe, because you never know who might try to sneak into your room and cause chaos. See you there!

WeddingBlocker420

Boundaries, celebration, Communication, conflicted feelings, controlling partner, Emotional Abuse, financial strain, friendship, Guilt, happy for her, international travel, ISOLATION, long-term friendship, negative situation, Respect, separate celebration, support network, toxic relationship, Wedding, WeddingBlocker420

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with juicy gossip and scandalous stories just like the one above!

Join now and witness the epic saga of a friend caught in a toxic relationship, crying voice messages, and international weddings in exotic locations. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the madness. Join our server now and experience a virtual world like no other!

CraftyHobbyistMC SMP

Activity, Craft, CraftyHobbyistMC, creativity, Development, discovery, enjoyment, fulfillment, growth, hobby, Interest, learning, leisure, Passion, Pastime, satisfaction, self improvement, skill, smp, Surprising, talent, unexpected

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Potions Brewed:	56
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Magic Items Found:	4998

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, one time I joined and I was just mining for diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this giant chicken boss spawned and started attacking everyone with its feather sword! It was insane, but also so much fun, like I never knew fighting giant chickens could be so thrilling, you know?

And then, like, another time I was just building a cute little house and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs on flying pigs came and started raining bacon on us! It was so hilarious, like who knew pigs could fly and attack us with bacon? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the most random and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of giant chickens and flying pigs, then maybe it’s not for you. But hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, am I right? Let’s get weird and wild together, join now!

BlockheadBooboos

accident, accident prone, BlockheadBooboos, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, injury, injury prone, injury story, laughable, mishap, Ridiculous, self harm, self-inflicted, silly, stupid

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	548	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Have you ever tried to mine a block of diamond ore in Minecraft, only to accidentally punch yourself in the face with your pickaxe? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Our anti-face-punching technology is top-notch.

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head – it’s the ultimate adrenaline rush! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a player once tried to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was a hot tub. Needless to say, they didn’t last long.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

CraftyCecilia’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Cecilia Sala, Censorship, confirmed arrest, CraftyCecilias, detained journalist, diplomatic relations, foreign correspondent, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, iran, Iran news, Italian Journalist, italy, Journalism, journalist, legal proceedings, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political tensions, press freedom, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7393
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ores Mined:	8297

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, we have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop diamonds. also, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where u can ride dolphins and fight evil mermaids? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

GPSJamminCraft

(PILOT), abort, air traffic control, aircraft, Aviation, Communication, DiSRuPtiON, divert, emergency landing, emergency procedures, Flight, flight diversion, GPS Jamming, GPSJamminCraft, Landings, navigation systems, Safety, safety protocols, SECURITY, Technology, travel

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

So, like, imagine you’re flying in Minecraft, right? But then, WHOOPS, your navigation system gets all messed up because of some crazy GPS jamming! And you have to abort not just one, but TWO landings! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in the sky!

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can experience all the thrills and spills of a real-life flight diversion without actually having to, you know, be in a plane. Join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the chaos and land safely in a whole new country!

Plus, rumor has it that the GPS jamming was caused by a group of mischievous creepers who are now wreaking havoc all over the server. Can you stop them before they cause even more chaos? Or will you join forces with them and become the most feared griefer in all of Minecraft? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

Arctic Lake Gas Emissions

Arctic, Arctic lakes, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, climate change, climate research, deep, Emissions, environmental impact, gas, global warming, greenhouse effect, greenhouse gas emissions, Lake, lake sediment, long-term effects, methane, methane emissions, Overlooked, Permafrost, polar regions, sedimentary deposits, substantial

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7519	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

So, get this, on this server, we got substantial and overlooked greenhouse gas emissions coming from deep Arctic lake sediment. I know, it sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a hidden underground lake that’s spewing out all sorts of crazy gases. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

And that’s not all, folks! We also have insane stories about ancient civilizations that used to roam these lands. Rumor has it, they left behind secret temples filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover their mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Mystic Echoes 1.20.2

1.20.2, CANCELLED, Character, Echoes, Forgotten, forgotten actress, forgotten character, forgotten name, forgotten plot, forgotten protagonist, forgotten show, forgotten storyline, forgotten TV show, her name, Memory Loss, Mystery, mystic, Renewal, Second season, series, television, tv show, why no second season

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Yo, bro, forget about that girl, come join our epic Minecraft server!

We got more excitement than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us if you want to build a house bigger than Godzilla’s toenail!

We have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride pigs into battle against evil zombies!

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Players:	99/200	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4