Minecraft Server 1.2.5
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7633 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!
So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.
Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.
So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?
Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4934 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 253 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
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| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most bizarre and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience. From riding pigs into battle against giant creepers to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment here.
So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just discover your own hidden quirk along the way (but don’t worry, we’ll help you get rid of it)!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1222 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 232 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself jumping out of bed with excitement every morning, eager to explore our wacky and wild world. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop out diamonds? Yeah, you heard that right.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inhabited by a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own llama mafia and are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.
So, what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your depression and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 67 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1879 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
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| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5944 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is home to a community of players who are as wild and crazy as a pack of creepers on caffeine.
Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava pool hot tub or challenge your friends to a game of pig racing. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco where the zombies know how to boogie down!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and a diamond-plated unicorn mount. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 83 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
