Minecraft Server 1.2.5
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.
The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| No Bullying | Treat all players with respect and kindness. |
| Respect Boundaries | Respect other players’ wishes. |
| No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission | Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited. |
| No Nether Roof Travel | Travel only underneath the nether roof. |
| Type | Mod | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Server Side | Sodium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Lithium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Ledger | Grief protection |
| Server Side | Leaves Us In Peace | Faster leaf decay |
| Server and Client Side | Simple Voice Chat | Optional proximity chat |
| Server and Client Side | Universal Graves | Makes graves instead of dropping items |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server. |
| Can I grief or steal from other players? | No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited. |
| Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether? | Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof. |
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?
Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2506 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.
4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 501683 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.
But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1403 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 252 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1844 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
