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NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9864	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4825	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8104	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	111
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	143
Star Shards Collected:	76	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2428	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Votes:	9651

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Votes:	7177	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	New Chunks Explored:	734029
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Towns Built:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	86
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Votes:	4505	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	938061	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Towns Built:	6
Ores Mined:	3170	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8527	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	109/800	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10