RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PotHeadz Minecraft Server

alcohol theft, community donations, disgusting living conditions, feces in house, hoarder, hygiene problems, landlord issues, living with disability, Minecraft, moving out, physical disability, PotHeadz, rat infestation, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate issues, roommate neglect, Server, shared living space, spoiled food, unsanitary conditions

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	8718
Buildings Constructed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	3934	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as living with Alex? Look no further! Our server is filled with hoarders, rat infestations, and even feces-covered towels! Join us for a wild ride of stolen alcohol, rotting food, and constant drama. Who needs a clean and organized server when you can have all this madness instead? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! Remember, it’s not about being understanding, it’s about embracing the chaos!

NecklaceGateCraft

Abbott Lyon, Apology, Argument, Attention, Birthday, Boyfriend, christmas, COPIED, Hints, instagram, made for you, Necklace, NecklaceGateCraft, personal charms, Quality, self centred, silver, sister, special thing, Stole, Upset

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama doesn’t exist unless it’s in the form of building a giant statue of your sister’s Abbott Lyon necklace! Join us for a chance to show off your unique creations and personal charms, just like the ones on that necklace that caused a rift between siblings.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Who knew a simple necklace could cause such chaos? But here, we embrace the chaos and turn it into something beautiful.

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond charm that will make your sister jealous all over again. Just remember, in this world, the only drama is the drama you build.

TownHumorMinecraftSMP

amusement, Chuckle, city, Community, funny, humorous street names, jest, Laughter, local landmarks, Neighborhood, quirky, residential areas, road signs, Smile, street signs, TOWN, TownHumorMinecraftSMP, Unique, urban development, Urban planning, WIT

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Animals Bred:	126
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have streets named after famous Minecraft mobs like Creeper Lane and Enderman Avenue. But wait, it gets even better – we also have a street called Potato Street because one time a player accidentally planted a potato and it grew into a giant potato that took over the whole street! It’s like a potato apocalypse, but in a funny way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Nudity Prohibited

acceptance, body image, comfort level, Confidence, cultural beliefs, Expression, freedom, individual choice, Legal, modesty, nudity, nudity taboo, personal boundaries, personal comfort, PIXEL, Prohibited, public nudity, self esteem, self-consciousness, shame, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ores Mined:	4084	Magic Items Found:	2779
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where public nudity is not only legal but encouraged! Imagine roaming the virtual world completely in the buff, showing off your pixelated assets to all your fellow players. The only thing stopping you from joining in on the fun is… well, absolutely nothing! So come on down and let it all hang out on our server. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor to protect you, am I right? Join now and embrace your inner nudist in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

NavalnyCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Activist, anti-government, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, democracy movement, Free Russia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Minecraft, Navalny, Navalny’s Widow, NavalnyCraft, opposition leader, opposition movement, political activism, political change, protest, putin, russia, Server, social justice

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for a ‘free’ Russia like Navalny’s widow! We got crazy battles, like fighting off zombie Putin clones and building statues of Navalny out of diamond blocks! Join us and be part of the revolution, comrades! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the Ender Dragon and bring true freedom to the land of Minecraft! So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Mother Russia proud!

Democraftia: Bolso-Bashers United

Accountability, BolsoBashers, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilians, Corruption, current events, Democracy, democracy at work, democracy in action, Democraftia, Government, Impeachment, leadership, News, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Politics, PROTESTS, south america, strength, United

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	4245	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have BRAZILIANS hailing the STRENGTH of democracy while we call out BOLSONARO for being a total noob. we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the government (jk…or are we?). join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares because it’s all in good fun, right? so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together on this epic minecraft server!

Fish Follower Frenzy

Animal Behavior, Behavior, bream, Communication, diver, diver interaction, Fish, fish behavior, fish intelligence, fish research, fish study, Follower, Frenzy, human-fish interaction, humans, intelligence, marine life, recognition, researchers, study, Training, Treats, Wild fish

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

OMG, dis server is like no other, bro! we got fish dat can tell humans apart when dey dress different! like, imagine swimming around and da fish be like “oh, dat dude in da pink speedo is Steve, he always brings me treats!” we trained dem bream to follow a specific diver for treats, so now dey basically our underwater spies, lmao! join dis server if you wanna be part of da fishy secret agent squad and change da way we treat fish forever! swim with da fishes, but not in a mafia way, in a cool Minecraft way! 🐟🕶️🎮 #FishySpies #UnderwaterMinecraftMafia

❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

1000 lvl, 283408, 30045188y629800899405989966998947, banner, Cases, cases for each player, cases for parkour, Donations, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, GIF, Hus, Large Online, Lazy, love, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Parkour, player, Server, Servers, Storage, TrulyMine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

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Lasergurkenland

32gb ram, 5 year old world, Anarchy, big farms, Domain, Empty, free, Hosted, i7-6700HQ, Large farms, Lasergurkenland, latest java version, No Lag, No Rules, Private, Public, pure vanilla, TerraByte, Updating, vanilla minecraft, Zillyhuhn

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Lasergurkenland Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Public pure vanilla server without rules
World Reset	Not reset since launch in 2020
World Size	2 terabyte
Rules	No rules at all
Server Specs	i7-6700HQ (8) @ 3.500GHz, 32GB of RAM
Access	lgl.zillyhuhn.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there are no rules against griefing
Can players create their own factions or groups?	Players are free to create their own factions or groups
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome
Are there any banned items or activities?	No, all items and activities are allowed
How often is the server updated to the latest java version?	The server is always updated to the latest java version

Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Community Backlash, criminal activity, discrimination, extremism, extremist beliefs, far-right movements, frost, group dynamics, hate crimes, hate groups, indoctrination, Kingdom, law enforcement monitoring, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, radicalization process, Realms, recruitment tactics, social isolation, supremacist ideology, Violent extremism, white power groups

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Players Killed by Monsters:	1217
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Potions Brewed:	183
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Animals Bred:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Buildings Constructed:	37
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6994
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ores Mined:	9853
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Star Shards Collected:	218	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

Players:	101/500	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6