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Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGA Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s return to Butler, PA? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience rallies, town halls, and debates just like the ones you see on TV. Build a wall around your base and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t believe us? Check out our pastebin full of crazy adventures and unbelievable moments. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again together! #MAGA #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestMinecraftWall

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MomCare Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Caregiver, caregiving, Conflict, Confrontation, dementia, diabetes, doctor appointments, elderly care, family, health, Honesty, mental health, Minecraft, MomCare, Moving, nutrition, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Truth, verbal abuse

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and verbal abuse? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!

Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crops Grown:	1901
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the only drug we’re addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on the hardest drug you’ve ever done – except it’s just virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a few creepers trying to crash the party. Who needs drugs when you have the rush of finding that elusive stronghold or battling it out in epic PvP battles? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

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LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Love Letters Sent:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

One Direction Sound Waves

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Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

“Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

Achievements, aspirations, Challenges, determination, dreams, EndOfYearGoals, Focus, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Milestones, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Planning, positivity, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6