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NXT HAS NOT HAD A MILLY SINCE 2019 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total chaos zone! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So come join us and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember one rule: NO MILLY LMAO. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happened to Milly… 😂🐷🎉

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Emeralds Found:	1831
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCreeperz

biden, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign relations, international affairs, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, peace talks, Politics, president, prime minister, RETALIATION, Speech, Tension, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and netanyahu as our admins, they speak in the chat and make epic announcements like “israel vows lethal retaliation against iran” but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight like a true warrior and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. plus, our secret underground base is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mirror Maze Mania

Mania, Maze, MIRROR

LOL come join dis server where all da mirrors be used cuz we be lookin fly af all da time! U wanna see urself in a mirror dat someone else already seen? well dis da place for u! We got mirrors for days, yo! Join now and see ur reflection in a whole new way! Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t wanna miss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	257	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

World of Wackiness RP – The Server Where Everything is Broken But Hilarious!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Races and Factions
The Imeris Entente 👑
The Wildchoir 🌳

Cities
Azuverde 🏝️
Hythe 🏰

The World 🗺️
An enormous custom map, populated with over 50 unique wildlife mobs, gorgeous biomes dotted with strange ruins and interesting vistas.

Role-Playing 🎭
As a roleplay server, you will be playing a character of your own design! Pick from our various races and classes.

How To Join:

Join our Discord server here, or via the join tab of our website. Information on each of the races can be found there as well!

Read our Rules

Fill in our short application

Get Whitelisted, then download the modpack and resource pack

Play!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the BWRP Minecraft server about?	The server is a role-playing server utilizing the Mod Figura where players form characters and tell immersive stories in the world of Nebelloren.
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord server or visit the website and follow the steps to fill out an application, get Whitelisted, and download the necessary mods.
Are there specific rules for playing on the server?	Yes, you can read the rules on the website to understand the guidelines for behavior and interaction on the server.
What races and factions are available in the game?	There are two main factions, The Imeris Entente and The Wildchoir, each made up of different races such as Dwarves, Elves, Humans, Orcs, Halflings, and more.
What cities can players explore in Nebelloren?	There are two main cities, Azuverde and Hythe, each with its own unique characteristics and cultures.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	230946	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Work Ethic Warriors Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where players have the work ethics of Goku and Vegeta! Imagine mining for diamonds with the determination of a Saiyan warrior, or building epic structures with the power of Super Saiyan strength.

Join us and witness epic battles between players as they unleash their inner Saiyan powers to conquer the land. You’ll never know what crazy power-ups or transformations you might unlock while exploring our server.

So come join us and see just how strong you can become with the work ethics of Goku and Vegeta. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Saiyan master of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

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Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

Adventures, Auntys, BrokeCraft, comfortable living, fair market price, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, financial struggles, fixer upper, generational wealth, highest offer, Inheritance, legal consultation, market crisis, market value., maximum profits, property disputes, property lawyer, real estate, selling a home, underwater refinance

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GrossButYum SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyLiesMC

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That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	283
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aggressors, anti-semitism, assault, community outrage, CraftyCraze, criminal justice, Criminals., european crime, France, hate crime, Jewish woman, knife attack, law enforcement, Minecraft, news report, Paris, Police investigation, Public Safety, religious discrimination., SECURITY, Server, Victim, violence

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	826
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1338
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crops Grown:	1115
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Buildings Constructed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5