Griefer server!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Emeralds Found: | 1779 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 4434 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2924 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 74 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.
But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.
Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 143 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5132 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 965154 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.
And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.
So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.
With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.
So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 7810 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
