Griefer server!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 291 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!
Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?
But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 765794 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 74 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2636 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 252 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.
So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 92 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
