> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

economic indicators, Economy, financial news, Financial Planning, fiscal policy, Government, INAUGURATION, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Normalfags, office, Politics, retards, retirement savings, SELLING, smp, stock market, TAKES, tax returns, trump, wealth building

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	63
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Animals Bred:	86

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

ExFiancéFiasco Minecraft Server

Cheating, Closure, Communication, Conversation, Defending, disowned, double standards, dynamic, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéFiasco, family drama, Frustration, Homophobia, loveless marriage, Minecraft, parents, regret, relationship, Server, Sexuality, sister, VIOLATION, Wedding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	2427	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of chaos, just like how I cut off my cheating ex and my cheating parents. Join us and leave all the cheating drama behind!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how my sister tried to defend my cheating ex by bringing up her sexuality, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our virtual world?

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and just have a good time. Plus, we promise there will be no cheating involved – unless, of course, you count cheating at building the best Minecraft creations!

DreamJobOrDieMC

business owner, career advancement, creative work, delicate equipment, dream job, DreamJobOrDieMC, ethical dilemma, family business, graphic designer, job hunting, job satisfaction, job training, livelihood collapse, loyalty, print shop, Quality Control, Retirement, small town, specialized training, underpaid

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of working for a despicable boss who is running the business into the ground faster than you can say “plotter”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the print shop world!

On our server, you can design and print to your heart’s content without any control freaks breathing down your neck. Our inks are top-notch, our paper is high-quality, and our plotter is a whopping 3.2 meters long (because size matters, right?).

But wait, there’s more! We offer specialized training in printer operation that is so delicate, it’ll make your college courses look like child’s play. Plus, our cutting plotter recalibrates itself because we believe in making your life easier, not harder.

So say goodbye to your old boss and hello to a world of endless creativity and fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can build your dream world pixel by pixel? Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

BlockyBanditsMC

BIZARRE, BlockyBanditsMC, controversial, Ethics, gray area, Legal, loopholes, morality, norms, odd, peculiar, peculiarly legal, Questionable, regulations, rules, society, strange, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Have you ever wanted to punch a tree and have it magically turn into wood? Or dig straight down into the ground without fear of falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Why not! On our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of friendly zombies who just want to dance, and a mountain made entirely of cake. Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE MOUNTAIN.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

EUkraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Decision making, Diplomacy, EU, EUkraine, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, government relations, international relations, intervention, Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1305	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.

we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.

if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!

NukeRescueCraft

ABDUCT, abduction, extremist group, global concern, government response, hostage situation, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, Nuclear Scientists, NukeRescueCraft, Pakistan, Pakistani Taliban, plea for help, plea for intervention, rescue mission, scientists, security threat, seeking help, Terrorism, urgent assistance, Video

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Farms Harvested:	739	Potions Brewed:	126
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9981

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the Pakistani Taliban is getting in on the action? Yeah, you heard me right! These crazy dudes abducted 14 nuclear scientists just to get a sneak peek at the epic builds on this server. They even released a video begging for help because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us now for a chance to build alongside some of the most hardcore players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some international terrorists while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come on down and let’s make some explosive memories together!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Farms Harvested:	968	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mines Excavated:	1497	New Chunks Explored:	255095
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Votes:	127	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Votes:	4736
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	6405

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ores Mined:	8221	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Players Killed by Monsters:	6843
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Buildings Constructed:	34
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	154
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Farms Harvested:	734
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	2308
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷