> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

economic indicators, Economy, financial news, Financial Planning, fiscal policy, Government, INAUGURATION, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Normalfags, office, Politics, retards, retirement savings, SELLING, smp, stock market, TAKES, tax returns, trump, wealth building

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchantments Applied:	63	Dragons Tamed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

The Crafted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, anime fan, anime watcher, crafted, favorite anime, favorite cover, favorite manga, favorite name, favorite series, Go-Toubun no Hanayome, international name, japanese manga, Japanese title, Manga, manga cover, manga fan, manga reader, Realm, series ideas, the quintessential quintuplets

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Villages Defended:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7173

Yo, bro, forget about those boring names, come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We don’t care about anime names, we care about building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world.

We don’t read manga or watch anime, we live in the Minecraft universe! Our favorite cover is the one made of diamond blocks and lava, it’s lit AF.

If you don’t like the international name of the series, who cares? We make our own rules here, join us and let’s create a new epic saga together!

PianoPraisePandemonium

apartment living, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, crack of dawn, disturbance, house rules, LANDLORD, morning routine, neighbors, noise complaint, ownership, piano, PianoPraisePandemonium, quiet hours, Respect, worship sessions

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Crops Grown:	2221
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3339	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, eastern europe, f-16, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, national security, russia, Russian, Server, Shoots Down, Single Sortie, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	6821	Votes:	6363
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	88	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ores Mined:	6068
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!