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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7926 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.