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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4857 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 53 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.