so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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