if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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