if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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