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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 492 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Mines Excavated: | 2076 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Join our server and build your own virtual home where your adult children actually listen to you and pay rent on time! Watch as your daughter’s friends try to mooch off of you for free, only to realize that in this world, everyone pulls their weight.
With exciting challenges and quests, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can finally save up for retirement without worrying about your virtual kids draining your resources.
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience where even the most absurd situations become a reality. Who knew virtual parenting could be so entertaining?