| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4358 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Welcome to relaxbox!
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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3912 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6568 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5608 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 178 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6625 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 244 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3271 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4932 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 455 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8852 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9618 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 151 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1805 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6209 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4493 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Votes: | 8630 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 176 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1912 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8662 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6093 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7386 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7371 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6060 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1247 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.
