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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1589 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
