RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

True Minecraft

We are a new survival server, 24/7 and looking for staff. At the moment we are a small comunity but outr maximum player slot is 30 so we are looking for a far larger community. We are a Survival server. But we are working on a creatiev world for players of a certain rank to use.

See you soon! Allytheman & Bobafet101 Server Admin/ Owner & Server Owner

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	675
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

UnearthedCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

UnearthedCraft is a friendly, non-pvp, near-vanilla Light Survival server. We utilize a white-list to be sure all of our players are decent human beings. You can apply on our Forums in the Whitelist Applications section. http://www.unearthedcraft.com/forums/

We also have a custom 24/7 “hunt” world that uses assault weapons in for a Pure FFA ongoing deathmatch with unlimited respawns in a destroy-as-you-wish environment that regenerates daily. See /hunt for details.

We use a custom resource pack to skin all of our weapons and ammo for /hunt, so be sure to enable Server Textures in your server selection screen. It does *not* replace blocks like grass, dirt, stone, etc, so feel free to use your own desired texture packs along with it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Cool Table – Semi-Vanilla PVE

PvE, PvP

The Cool Table is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with one goal in mine: Have fun and build cool stuff!

You can build anywhere and do as you please as you fight against the environment and other players. Building is free and open to all anywhere in the world. Build with your friends, team up with others, or just come in to do your own thing and chat with others.

We encourage an open and relaxed environment that lets players play the game how they want to. Hop in and say hi!

Please read the rules before you play on our website CoolTable.org.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

xX0M3GAXxs MC Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

We are a small growing server that we hope to grow more by finding new players and more builders to build everything and anything 😀

When you join you will be a guest and to become a builder and be able to eat or break/place blocks you must register and fill out a builder app at “http://xx0m3gaxx.com/f/”

We are currently looking to grow and have more players and looking to expand our server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ShadowBlade

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

IP: server.mcshadowblade.com We are a Hub Now! We have Factions and Hardcore as well as our original survival! We have a lot to offer: -Mob Disguise & Pets for any rank! -Awesome Events -Prizes -Thriving Economy With Shops! -Survival at it’s best -Keep Your Inventory/XP -McMMO -Spleef Games -Excellent Staff -Friendly Community -24/7 Play Join us Now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MagiCraft Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

We have a nice staff and community. The server is a “network” of creative servers, survival servers, PvP, mini games and more. Our server runs 24/7 and has unlimited slots. The server is still in progress but will be public very soon.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	4130	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TekkroMC

TekkroMC is a sister server of the popular Tekkit server named Tekkro.

This Vanilla edition of Tekkro is all about the economy. We have an AMAZING custom stock market plugin, Towny, Battle Arena, HeroChat, RandomPort, Trade (trade players safely from anywhere on the map!), MCJobs, and many other popular and fun plugins.

We pride ourselves in having one of the best economies of the Minecraft community. If you love the idea of trading stocks, financing loans, or being a ruler of nations, TekkroMC is the place for you.

Come play and see what all the fuss is about!

IP: play.tekkromc.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Buildings Constructed:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sammichland

A new community based server with hand built villages, PVP arena, trains wands and much more, Looking to start out with some more people who just want to have some fun, and who want to build some great things!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Outbreak Gaming

Hey! We are the guys from Outbreak-Gaming.net!

Outbreak-Gaming is a non-profit gaming community which promises that our gaming servers will always be free and open to everyone and most importantly fun!! Our administration team puts in a lot of hard work into our servers and devote a lot of their free time into making sure that everyone is happy and that everyone is getting the most out of playing on our servers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minekraft.eu

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Minekraft.eu is a survival bukkit / vanilla server where we build epic builds, trade goods and survive from monsters. It’s an English / Estonian public server without whitelist, running on Craftbukkit with top-notch plugins.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1016
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	2752

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Grill

We run a Survival server with Towny to provide controlled PVP in wilderness but ‘safety’ in the towns. Attached though we have additional worlds giving full on pvp, mob hunting, creative and nether. We are constantly adding new features.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RenegadeCraft

Creative, Factions, PvP, Raiding

We are the ultimate factions/pvp/raid server. Invite and play with your friends and become one of the top factions on our server today!

Server Info: 100 Slots, 32 GB ram, 8 cores, 24/7, SSD, NO LAG

– Factions – PvP – Raiding – Chest Shops – MCMMO

Connected Servers: SkyBlock and Creative

FREE STUFF: Earn points by voting, posting or spending money on forums. Points can be used to get free stuff like in-game money, ranks, items (god armor, god sword, spawn eggs, etc..)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ParadACE

This is a new and upcoming eco server with unlimited slots and plenty of space to build your new empire, it has a great friendly community with helpful people and staff. At present we are building PvP arena’s and fun and games. We also have a prison for the naughty one’s, but are not a prison based server. We have many plugins and are always on the look out for new one’s to bring you a great game.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Towns Built:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineRealm

I DO NOT OWN THIS SERVER. Owner: Intelli. This is a premium server. It’s vanilla survival with a few twists.

P.S. Please say “cobaya18 sent me” when you join the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Tekecraft

Tekecraft is a fun and friendly community driven server that has just been recently rebuilt to make even better. Tekecraft is built by the players for the players. We often host competitions and other fun games to keep the server fun. We strongly believe that every single player has helped make Tekecraft what it is today.

We have anti-griefing and anti-cheat plugins installed as well as multiple fun and gaming plugins such as spleef and mob arena.

We also have a creative world that some of our players can access.

All of our staff are hand selected by the current staff so you can always expect a fair and courteous moderator. Staff members are only appointed if we ask them and they accept. The rule of thumb is “if you ask to be staff, you wont become one” so if you are just coming to join the rank please don’t bother.

Join and become part of the family!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6252
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Endless Night Skies:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.