RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MCLoaded

Factions, Hunger Games, Mob Arena, Player Heads, Economy and more!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nameless PvP

Welcome to Nameless PvP! This server is a pvp based factions server. There is also raiding, so make your base/house hard to find and hard to access! Rules: [1] No Hacking [2] Don’t Be Rude [3] Don’t spam staff, they will help when they have time [4] Donators or VIP’s can’t be scammed! [5] Do not ask for op or staff positions. [6] Do not Ignore Staff [7] No Advertising other servers or webpages! [8] Staff can play, raid and pvp! As long as they don’t spawn in items or pvp when they do /tp! If they do this, report them with /ticket. Website: http://namelesspvp.enjin.com Right now the website is a work in progress and more will be added when the server gets more donations! We hope you enjoy your time on the server!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Star Shards Collected:	293

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

vSprawl

vSprawl.co.uk is a small London Server. We have been running a while but have very few players at the mo. Come and help us make it bigger! We have survival and creative maps and a few useful plugins.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9883

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

downundercraft

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mienenkraft

We are a fairly new server, so there is still a lot of landscape to explore and a lot to build. We have a city as a starting area where you can first look around without monsters. But to really get started you have to get out of the city and settle wherever you want.

Since our server is a server with mods, you have to download our client first. You can find it on our homepage: www.mienenkraft.de Our client doesn’t need a simple installation! Simply download, unzip and start playing! Your own Minecraft version remains completely untouched by us so that you can still play on all your servers. In addition, a texture pack (which supports the mods) is already preinstalled and the server is already set up. But we don’t just have mods. We have also installed some plugins that make the game more fun. For example, we have Chestshop for better trading, Jobs to earn money in the first place, Residence to create and protect properties. Since we are still under construction, we are still looking for many players who want to create their dream world with us. We look forward to seeing you! mfg MK-Team<

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InstaCube | Leben Server

Economy, Survival

1.13 | Special attention to detail. Normal world with properties. Freebuild. Stores. Own warps. Rentable marketplaces. “No delete” policy. This is InstaCube. This is your life server.

TeamSpeak: ts.instacube.at Discord: https://discord.gg/pzB9sPG E-Mail: [email protected]

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MinecraftYouPlay

We are a freebuild/survival/PVP server on a self-assembled server for perfect performance. We offer a nice community, a nice gaming atmosphere and hope that you will follow this effort.

We offer the principles of Survival, GS, Anarchy, separated by worlds, as well as hunger games, vanilla PVP and interestingly designed events. For more information you can simply visit our website.

TS3: 194.97.114.3:9056

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	260	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Celebration

Creative, Survival, Towny

Come celebrate holidays from around the world. Exploring the international Holiday Plaza displaying holidays recreated Minecraft style. Check out the holiday themed quests areas like Halloween Town, Easter Valley, and North Pole. Settle into a town or start your own. Feel the need to build? Design whatever you wish in the Creative World. Explore the Carnival event area and compete against other players. Then head to the PVP world to try to steal your opponent’s head. There is something for everyone at Celebration.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LaserCraft

A new small Tekkit Classic server. Great people and an awesome Owner :P! 188.227.183.10:25565 is the ip. LaserCraft welcomes all! So join for a fun time!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

9tx.org

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Griefing, MCMMO/PVP, No Factions – Pure Minecraft! Store your stuff in the Enderchest at spawn – free private item bank!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Oak Craft Prison

The first block is Newbie. This is like all prisons and you get access to basics. Then you buy Convict which is still the same as all others. However after that you can choose what you want to buy next Hunting Mining Farming Each of these consist of 3 tiers and you will have to purchase all 3 tiers of each before you can become free.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LifeMMO

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Towny

We are BACK! With our new realistic earth map scale 1:1000 We boast premium TOWNY and premium MCMMO features! Get what you want with advanced trading systems!

Simple, just join (no mods required).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

mcnovus

It is a great server with multiple worlds. creative, adventure, and survival. we have the tardis, creeper heal, mcmmo+mcmmo rankup, and more. its still kind of new, let me know what you think.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MC.DeepGamers.Net

MC.DeepGamers.net is a PvP, Factions, Raiding, All Hardcore!! We have 3 PvP Arenas.. AND 1 Cow, Pig, and Chicken Killing arena.. 2 Huge Mazes. 1 Has 7 infinite levels. lots of mobs to kill and Free loot in chests We bet you get lost………

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Andromeda Network

FTB, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Andromeda Network is a collection of both modded and non-modded Minecraft servers! We are a small, growing community of players who have been together since 2013! Come join us today! We offer 24/7 servers with little to no lag, cross server chat, donor ranks, voting ranks and more!

We currently host the following servers:

-Stompzcraft – The OG Towny experience! Join with ip: play.an-mc.net

– Vanilla Minecraft – Limited Plugin Minecraft – ip: play.an-mc.net

-MC Eternal – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net:25666

-StoneBlock2 – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net: 25252

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/BJy4EDF

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.