RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Crops Grown:	7423

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ethicraft

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	88	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	81	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TheMineverse

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Looking for a friendly and active server network? Come join the amazing community at TheMineverse! We provide a dedicated, high quality minecraft gaming experience. We provide the following servers:

SuperHeroes! Space Factions!

Come and check us out to see what a great experience themineverse can be for you! Hub: play.themineverse.com Discord: https://discord.gg/CpSbtE8

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	256
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokePower

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the world of Pixelmon. Are you a fan of Mincraft and even a bigger fan of Pokemon? Well this server might be what you’re looking for. Our server provides a friendly, family like environment for our players. We serve YOU and are constantly looking for suggestions to make our server more enjoyable. We work hard as a group to keep this server running and hope you all enjoy your stay. Welcome to PokePower!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Murica

Murica!!!!! Home of The Brave!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Action Allstars Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

Server IP: mc.aasmc.net This server is also UP TO DATE on it’s Versions. Owners: Arshak13

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Animals Bred:	48
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Nydus Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

Nydus Network ————————————————————————————————- Nydus Network is a Survival, Creative and Skyblock server! ————————————————————————————————- Basic Server Rules: 1: Have Fun 2: No Hacking/Exploiting/X-ray/Cheating 3: Respect everyone. 5: Play Fair 6: No Abusing Moderator/Admin power 7: NO Advertising other servers! ————————————————————————————————- Have Fun and Good Luck!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DusDavidGames

De DDG server .

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Wildcat Survival

Professional Staff Amazing Builds Simple Fun Expertly Configured Lag-free Ranks 24/7 Uptime

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SkyyLands

Sky Islands! Pvp Raid Factions Arena Parkour Multi World

Newer server, going to be great! Member opinions greatly appreciated. Come in and check us out! We have a few staff positions open!!

Factions! PVP! Raids!!! Join now!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

kazzolina

“AWESOME DUDE THERE IS PVP”

-snoopy

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PaxArtfex

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

Are you ready to build your dream? Are you tired of servers where your creations are griefed, where your materials are stolen, where rudeness is the norm? Come build with us! PaxArtifex is the realization of a real life couple’s vision. Come build your dream and grow with us!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

mc.NWPS.fi PvP Survival

PvP, Survival

Server meant for casual gaming only. GriefPrevention and Dynmap are the only plugin in use.

TeamSpeak: ts.nwps.fi:9987 Map: https://map.nwps.fi

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Skyblock-France

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

French server entirely dedicated to Skyblock! Almost the entire game in French, more than 50 challenges, exchanges, shops, auctions… Serious, competent and attentive staff.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.