RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	356787

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Emeralds Found:	5008
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Villages Defended:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Auto Drive Craft Fun

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are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Star Shards Collected:	181
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SkyArch

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Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dolphin Fibroblast Fun Land

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have dolphins with cell lines that will blow your mind! our dolphins are like super smart and can totally handle all the pollution we throw at them. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a fun way! plus, you can build your own underwater lab and conduct crazy experiments on the dolphins too. join now for a wild ride of science and silliness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Winters Peak Skyblock

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Welcome to Winters Peak, a brand new Skyblock server offering endless adventure and growth! Build your island from the ground up, climb through the ranks, and unlock powerful upgrades as you expand your world. Engage in thrilling events, test your skills in the arena, and open crates filled with rare rewards. Winters Peak is designed for players of all levels, with a welcoming community and countless opportunities to rise to the top. Join today and embark on your Skyblock journey at Winters Peak—where the sky is just the beginning!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LikeEarthMc

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Welcome to LikeEarthMc! A geopolitical worldbuilding server featuring several plugins to make the game more fun.

We have plugins added such as movecract, brewery, a lottery system and soon a casino plugin to gamble with your friends!

In this server you can make towns or cities which could grow to nations eventually with lots of space to settle your empire into!

So what are you waiting for? Join the server now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

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✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga/anime art book come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated characters straight out of your favorite manga and anime.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant, kawaii cat girl appears and challenges you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about stumbling upon a secret hot spring where all the creepers go to relax after a hard day of exploding? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a huge fan of cosplay. Join us and you might just catch her dressed up as your favorite anime character!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs boring old art books when you can live out your wildest manga/anime fantasies in pixel form?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9783	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.