RegretfulRemakesMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Disappointment, do-over, film industry, Flop, Hollywood, letdown, made, movie remake, Never, Nostalgia, original, Reboot, redo, regret, RegretfulRemakesMC, Revamp, smp, Unnecessary, Unoriginal, wish

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where we have recreated every single movie remake ever made in block form! From the disastrous Ghostbusters remake to the cringe-worthy Lion King remake, we’ve got it all! Join us for a hilarious journey through the world of blocky movie remakes and see if you can survive the insanity! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden block in the server, you’ll be transported to a dimension where all movie remakes are actually good! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ResellRuinMinecraft

aita, cancelled order, Collecting, collecting hobby, Deal, expensive pieces, figurines, Friend, INFORMATION, market value., morally wrong, rare figurines, resellers deal, reselling, reselling business, ResellRuinMinecraft, Ruining, Seller, snipe

Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

accessories, attractiveness, Body language, clothing, complexion, eye contact, EYES, facial expression, first impression, Grooming, hair, handshake, height, meeting new people, Minecraft, personal style, physical appearance, PixelPeep, Posture, Shoes, Smile, smp, weight

Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyComfortsTV

binge watching, Combo, comfort cuisine, comfort dinner, comfort dishes, comfort entertainment, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort program, comfort series, comfort show, comfort television, comfort tv, comfort viewing, comfort zone, comfort zone activities, CraftyComfortsTV, Favorite, mealtime, Relaxation, tv show

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Emeralds Found:	6791
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	189	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BookWormSMP

Book, BookWormSMP, Educational, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influential, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, Literature, memoir, motivational, non-fiction, novel, personal growth, reading, Self Discovery, Significant, Thought-provoking, Transformational

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyGrinCraft

Amused, beam, blissful, BlockyGrinCraft, brighten my day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, delighted, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Grin, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, joy, Laughter, pleased, positivity, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	8732	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ores Mined:	4194	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!