RegretCraft2024 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Buildings Constructed:	49
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ores Mined:	6921
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	661	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
New Chunks Explored:	166199	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Star Shards Collected:	210	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	9386	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8089

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Villages Defended:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Votes:	1517	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Buildings Constructed:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1174	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Votes:	9843	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	132
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5