RegretCraft: TooOldToMine | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	88	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	117

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4719	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	93
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7044	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	2278	Buildings Constructed:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2703	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8487	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	249
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	216217	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Votes:	781
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Emeralds Found:	4087
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

Players:	98/100	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Emeralds Found:	8351	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2