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UnityCraft 1.20
Yo, bro, forget about all that real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where we don’t care about race, we only care about building epic structures and trolling creepers!Join us if you’re tired of all the race talk and just want to escape into a world where the only color that matters is the color of the blocks you’re placing.
Plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So why waste your time worrying about race when you could be mining diamonds and exploring epic caves with us?
Come join our server and leave all that race-obsessed nonsense behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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PainfulPvP – Minecraft SMP
Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, if you join, you’ll be joining the most epic server in the history of servers. We got diamonds for days, mobs that do the cha-cha slide, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!
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HangryCraft: The Ultimate Feast
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward is some lame virtual currency? Well, look no further because on our server, after a week of intense hunger, your reward is not just any dish, but a single, perfect dish! And we’re not talking about some basic Minecraft food like bread or steak, oh no. We’re talking about gourmet dishes like diamond-encrusted cake or golden apple pie. Join now and satisfy your cravings in the most epic way possible! -
SuezCraft: Lost Revenue Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we build our own suez canal but with a twist! instead of ships, we have flying pigs and unicorns sailing through the waters. watch out for the kraken that lurks beneath, ready to steal all your diamonds!we have crazy red sea tensions that will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the treacherous waters. but don’t worry, our friendly dolphins are here to guide you to safety.
with revenues nosediving by 60%, we need all the help we can get to turn things around. join us and help us make back that $7 billion loss by selling virtual sand and pharaoh hats in our in-game marketplace.
so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and madness on our server. who knows, you might even discover a hidden pyramid filled with secret treasures!